Have you seen my Grandpa?
My Grandpa, Elmer lives in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses’ office and informed the charge nurse that his penis had died.
The nurse had known that Grandpa was old and forgetful so she decided to humor him and play along.
“It did? I’m sorry to hear that,” she replied. Grandpa did not reply but rather stood silently in her office for a few minutes just staring down at the floor. The nurse asked him what was wrong but he just turned away and walked back to his room.
Two days later Grandpa was found walking the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
The nurse saw him and said, “Elmer, I thought you told me your penis died.”
Grandpa replied, “It did, today is the viewing.”
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LOL
That’s so hilarious
hehehehehe….penis
lol
Really nice
NO SO YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
.. Sounds like a hilarious old grandpa. Reminds me of my 90 year old grandma who told the cute orderly..honey..inside this 90 year old body is an 18 year old girl waiting to jump out and get you.
hahahaha.lol.really cool ‘n funny.hahahaha.
:S
funny…. in a way
Typical man…always trying to show off his junk!
Im sorry to tell you this….but i think your Grandpa may have dimentia……
An open-ended story! Great.
lol
Nice lol