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Nursing home humor…?

A family had to check in their 85 year old grandfather to a nursing home because he was becoming more dependent and needed more thorough care.

Two hours into his stay, he looked down and realized he had an erection. The nurse noticed it too, walked over to him, and serviced him right there on the spot. He couldn’t believe it! He called his son and said, “David, this was a GREAT idea–you should’ve checked me in here months ago!”

Well a couple hours later he was walking over to his dresser, stumbled, and fell on his knees. The male janitor noticed, walked up behind him, and started servicing him. He was sooo irate! He called his son back and said, “You better get me out of here quick! I hate this place and if you don’t come get me, I’ll run away!”

The son said he didn’t understand why all off a sudden he wanted to leave when just this morning he was calling and bragging about the facility.

“You don’t understand, son,” he said, “I may only get an erection once a year, but I fall down 3-4 times a day.”

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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